Reginald

Reginald is 83, although he’ll tell you he’s “79 and a bit.” He enjoys sitting in the garden, complaining about the price of everything and watching the neighbours through all four of his eyes.

He doesn't want any fuss.

Likes: Werther’s Originals, sheds and saying “I remember when this was all fields.”

Dislikes: Self-service checkouts and anybody touching his thermostat.

He stands a proud 20cm tall.